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Mr.X: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Mr.X: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Friend I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!

Mr.X: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?

Mr.X: ZEBRA

Teacher: How?

Mr.X: Bcoz it is Black & White

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..

Mr.X to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"

Smart man Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Mr.X attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Mr.X: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

(Best one)

Mr.X got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"

He replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.

After finishing MBBS Mr.X started his practice.

He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:

"Torch is okay"

Man1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?

Man2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.

Mr.X in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay... Bombay "

Air hostess said: "B silent."

Mr.X: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Mr.X: "All are born on government holidays...! !!

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Mr.X: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE