Mr.X: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Mr.X: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Friend I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Mr.X: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
Mr.X: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Mr.X: Bcoz it is Black & White
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Mr.X to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart man Replied: "No! 35 Children R More than Enough!!"
Mr.X attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Mr.X: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
(Best one)
Mr.X got a sms from his girl friend:"I MISS YOU"
He replied:"I Mr YOU" !!.
After finishing MBBS Mr.X started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
Man1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Man2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
Mr.X in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Mr.X: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Mr.X: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mr.X: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
